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2011-06-25 16:10:00 UTC
Best happy-ending parlors
http://newyork.timeout.com/sex-dating/42097/best-happy-ending-parlors
Your spa visit will end with a smile when you visit these
top rub-n-tug joints.
Comments (22)
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Categories
Sex, Sex + Dating
Good For
Adults only, Nudity & sex
Editors note: Paying for sex is illegal in New York City,
so use the information below at your own risk; Time Out New
York is not responsible for your safety. At each location,
your mileage may vary, depending on your masseuse, your look
and your behavior. The services described below are not
explicitly offered at the spas, which describe themselves as
legitimate massage parlors. A decent tip is usually $40. The
following five have been in operation for at least two years
running.
West Garden Spa
243 W 30th St between Seventh and Eighth Aves (212-244-7711,
westgardenspa.com)
Cost: $100 plus tip
This superclean, two-floor complex, which looks like a legit
spa inside and out, is a good place for beginners, as long
as you dont mind some chitchat: Every businessman and his
client go here, and theyre not afraid to make small talk
(Have a good time, dude? wink wink). Theres a nice
gym-quality locker room, steam rooms, sauna and showers,
yours to use, no rush. Then you get a table wash (often by a
petite Latina woman) and are directed (by an Asian woman of
the spas choice) into a labyrinth of private white rooms,
with Lite FM music piped in. After a decent massage (Hard
or soft?), shell jerk you off. Dont touch her back,
unless you want an unhappy ending.
New York Health Spa
5 W 37th St between Fifth and Sixth Aves (212-575-5600,
nyhealthspa.com)
Cost: $80 plus tip
Through the lobby of an office building and around the
corner from the Girl Scouts headquarters (yeesh), this
downstairs Asian massage parlor appears to be furnished by
Crate and Barrel, with wood-paneled floors and a fully
stocked locker room (brand-name Q-tips!). The service is
just as quality: Youll get a table shower and a fine
massage, followed by an unrushed rub and tug. Then get
dressed in the private locker room; the best part about this
place is that it keeps you away from your fellow spagoers.
No chance youll run into Uncle Ted in the john.
Miga Spa
488 Amsterdam Ave between 83rd and 84th Sts (212-501-7750)
Cost: $70 plus tip
Getting a happy ending is more of a K-town thingthere
arent a ton of places on the Upper West Side. But this
little hideaway, in an apartment converted into a massage
parlor, is good for a post-IMAX fix. The two-room space is
clean enough.
My Heavenly Hands
Locations vary (646-460-0566, myheavenlyhands.com)
Cost: $120 for 30 minutes; $160 for an hour, plus tip
Also known as Latin Sun (at least in the back-page ads),
this service, run by self-proclaimed college girls (but who
knows), employs Hispanic and black women, a nice alternative
to the usual Asian fare. The locations differ, but weve
been to the one in a shabby apartment building near David
Lettermans Late Show studio and another in an office
buildingseriously, it was right next to a dentists office!
That may spook you, but if youre looking for something
other than the usual Asian massage parlor, here you go. Cash
only.
22 West Spa
13 E 37th St between Fifth and Madison Aves, second floor
(212-997-2228)
Cost: $60 for 30 minutes; $80 for an hour, plus tip
Formerly called Gold Spa (and still called that by its fans,
in case you wanna do some Google-researching), this is the
most notorious spa in town. Weve heard of people going in
for a quick happy ending and getting a blow job (without a
condom), a make-out session (while being tugged) or full-on
sex. Our reporter never went that far, but he did enjoy what
his health teacher once called mutual masturbation while a
breast was in his mouth. Whatever you do, make sure the
girls willing firstand remember, she was probably doing
something similar with the dude before you. Be safe!
See more in Sex & Dating
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http://newyork.timeout.com/sex-dating/42097/best-happy-ending-parlors
Your spa visit will end with a smile when you visit these
top rub-n-tug joints.
Comments (22)
http://newyork.timeout.com/sex-dating/42097/best-happy-ending-parlors#comment-anchor
Categories
Sex, Sex + Dating
Good For
Adults only, Nudity & sex
Editors note: Paying for sex is illegal in New York City,
so use the information below at your own risk; Time Out New
York is not responsible for your safety. At each location,
your mileage may vary, depending on your masseuse, your look
and your behavior. The services described below are not
explicitly offered at the spas, which describe themselves as
legitimate massage parlors. A decent tip is usually $40. The
following five have been in operation for at least two years
running.
West Garden Spa
243 W 30th St between Seventh and Eighth Aves (212-244-7711,
westgardenspa.com)
Cost: $100 plus tip
This superclean, two-floor complex, which looks like a legit
spa inside and out, is a good place for beginners, as long
as you dont mind some chitchat: Every businessman and his
client go here, and theyre not afraid to make small talk
(Have a good time, dude? wink wink). Theres a nice
gym-quality locker room, steam rooms, sauna and showers,
yours to use, no rush. Then you get a table wash (often by a
petite Latina woman) and are directed (by an Asian woman of
the spas choice) into a labyrinth of private white rooms,
with Lite FM music piped in. After a decent massage (Hard
or soft?), shell jerk you off. Dont touch her back,
unless you want an unhappy ending.
New York Health Spa
5 W 37th St between Fifth and Sixth Aves (212-575-5600,
nyhealthspa.com)
Cost: $80 plus tip
Through the lobby of an office building and around the
corner from the Girl Scouts headquarters (yeesh), this
downstairs Asian massage parlor appears to be furnished by
Crate and Barrel, with wood-paneled floors and a fully
stocked locker room (brand-name Q-tips!). The service is
just as quality: Youll get a table shower and a fine
massage, followed by an unrushed rub and tug. Then get
dressed in the private locker room; the best part about this
place is that it keeps you away from your fellow spagoers.
No chance youll run into Uncle Ted in the john.
Miga Spa
488 Amsterdam Ave between 83rd and 84th Sts (212-501-7750)
Cost: $70 plus tip
Getting a happy ending is more of a K-town thingthere
arent a ton of places on the Upper West Side. But this
little hideaway, in an apartment converted into a massage
parlor, is good for a post-IMAX fix. The two-room space is
clean enough.
My Heavenly Hands
Locations vary (646-460-0566, myheavenlyhands.com)
Cost: $120 for 30 minutes; $160 for an hour, plus tip
Also known as Latin Sun (at least in the back-page ads),
this service, run by self-proclaimed college girls (but who
knows), employs Hispanic and black women, a nice alternative
to the usual Asian fare. The locations differ, but weve
been to the one in a shabby apartment building near David
Lettermans Late Show studio and another in an office
buildingseriously, it was right next to a dentists office!
That may spook you, but if youre looking for something
other than the usual Asian massage parlor, here you go. Cash
only.
22 West Spa
13 E 37th St between Fifth and Madison Aves, second floor
(212-997-2228)
Cost: $60 for 30 minutes; $80 for an hour, plus tip
Formerly called Gold Spa (and still called that by its fans,
in case you wanna do some Google-researching), this is the
most notorious spa in town. Weve heard of people going in
for a quick happy ending and getting a blow job (without a
condom), a make-out session (while being tugged) or full-on
sex. Our reporter never went that far, but he did enjoy what
his health teacher once called mutual masturbation while a
breast was in his mouth. Whatever you do, make sure the
girls willing firstand remember, she was probably doing
something similar with the dude before you. Be safe!
See more in Sex & Dating
http://newyork.timeout.com/newyork/section/sex-dating
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